Author: Alexei
I live and work in Tokyo for 8 years (incidentally, the Japanese asked questions). Now I sit in the office, but my head is Thai event week-old scroll. Pulls back. I do not know whether I have just such impressions, or anyone else, but a trip to Thailand is like alcohol, nicotine, or computer addiction. Particularly advise ride alone. Here on the forum all are constantly looking for travel companions - and so I started a tradition of traveling with his wife in the winter and in summer one. Mamma mia, what a thrill when these workers send all the squabbling in the x $ th week and not talk to anyone but himself beloved, carrots and taxi drivers.
It usually is -
Arrive the evening of 10 in Bangkok, going to the Sofitel, rented two-room suite for some 250 tanks (which is because, after Tokyo, where the kennel is expensive) with a huge bed, walls of glass, so that the entire Bangkok underfoot. Then go to Potpong, takin 3 heifers younger, going to a restaurant, they told me cheto tinder, and I look at people around and wonder - in truth - how many people, so many tastes - this is a normal guy, but a calf-Taika him as one of those that britvochki tuck into her vagina and ass smoking, imposes a conclusion - the guy or the first time with asians, and it seems to him an unearthly beauty, or last night vdul viskarya couple of liters, and seeing her, "the unearthly beauty of the" bought it once a week, so that others are not seized, and now her redneck drive, here and carry with her. Probably the second option most often.
Well, they eat, I'm dragging them to the hotel, they are registered there, enter the number, and tend to them with a suite comes first to a screeching halt, then a quiet delight, they first climb into the refrigerator for Singh, then to me, in moemsya bathroom, massage more in six hands, all the rest. Bed so healthy, that will serve 3 more secretly.
Immediately 2 sent home, and leave the most silent and the executive.
While in Bangkok, she is with me chalitsya, all told, shows, erases, fun, tickles, XE XE. When bored, he gets calculation and goes with it always amazed - no amount of asking - how much you pay, she always answers AP TU Y. Here they are affordable, that attracts them.
2-3 days in Bangkok, then to putt on Meerane E-200 (their duty to cubic high-that is). Relocation costs about $ 100
In Pattaya, good roads gostinnica little _ Dusit, Royal Cliff and a few others, that's all, and they are usually busy, so best to book in advance.
Pattaya, on carrots and other vegetables such as penetration and boys - in comparison with Bangkok seems to me crap. Cheaper of course, but as something tasteless. I get around all of the evening (tochno-vse!!) Bars on Walking Street and hardly find a nice young taiko, and I was a little, and not because I am a giant, but because only in Thailand, I want to come off that way. If you find that it is already acquainted with the more thoroughly than in Bangkok - and that's on something. First, find out what her family, brothers, sisters, etc. On the trail. day to invite them all to a restaurant - usually family is large and in no doubt come in there and the neighbors. Come with pleasure, eat normally or Lobster Pot or Captain. I love watching real life, not the kind to you playing a carrot, and one that can be seen when the family is poor Thais come to such a high standards in their restaurant. Sweep away a lot and quickly, then the voltage decreases with persons, Father, as a rule begins to smile, talk about life-byte, sends his daughter to me, so sit until dark, then the family goes straight into tears in his eyes, what you Farang horoschy. What do you with this you have? In return you get a return on this in secret, whose family has fed you, you do not poluchish by Taek, which some are trying to buy for 500 baht. In addition, the island on which I leave after 2 days in Pattaya, you can take her sisters, and they will serve you no less gratefully, even not being a girl with clubs. Myself have such an experience a couple of times. Ideal place to relax - Koh Samet, VIP bungalows with two rooms with kodishenom mud at a cost of $ 120.To the sea 10 meters.
2 days on Ko Samet, and on the same day in Bangkok by car. The past 2-3 days I spend in Shopping Centers, stirring with a Thai massage without which life can not. I love Thai antique shops, beauty in things I see, but in the recognition is really old and horoschih things - a complete goof.
The last time I bought a Buddha head the size of the ball for American football, for $ 280, they say it about 120 years. I do not know believe it or not, but bought and I like it.
In the last trip before flying to Tokyo for 2 days spent in the LandMark Hotel, took Jr.Suite for 8500 baht a night. 2 days - 2 cases of which you can tell, but it's part 2, and then Sergei I was banned, it is too capacious materialchik out.
Japanese boss looks at me thinks I work, scribbling something on a computer, and I am here ..... hehe
In continuation of previous part - staying in LandMark Hotel, I had 2 days before departure. Therefore, day-schoping zhoping late afternoon Thai massage in the hotel (to be honest did not like - Taika was rather weak) and evening BBB NNNOOOCHCHCH! with the head.
1. Discovered Nana Plaza and Patpong closed simultaneously with its second-hand market, shops and arrogant shill. Nana Plaza - a nook, located on the street between gostinnica Marriott and Landmark.
Nana Plaza know all the taxi drivers. This is a mini-town, in the shape of P consists of a building on 4 floors with a mass of various bars and disco. No annoying sales of T-shirts, knives, lighters and other stuff than Nana and differs from Patpong. I liked one of the first bar in particular. From the entrance to Nana Plaza it is a law on the second floor, unfortunately forgot the name, but rad has a bar Hollywood. Vnetri bar consists of two floors, where you sit on the ground and the ceiling above you a glass, and in the first and second floor of the girls dancing in skirts without panties and you vidisch bottom of everything and always. Quite funny, considering that on the second floor dancing girls from 15 to 20 years. On the ground elder. Can rise to this second floor, there is a booth with a magic glass, where you vidisch all, and no one sees you. You can also close with a sneak and do whatever you want after paying the club. Given the age of the dancers from this idea has refused, as always in mind the phrase Vinskiy _ "The worst prison in Thailand and Cuba." Although pretty darling girl climbed on his knees and shill on a stick, and of what must be confessed, were very end nichego.V drank some vodka then - asked the Metropolitan, but the taste is close to cologne, took 19 years of hare and Poper to the hotel. Along the way I tried vtulit fried cockroaches and grasshoppers, that the head does not hurt on the trail. day. Taika eagerly looking at them, I barely pulled it.
The second interesting case occurred to me the day before departure. I'm tired of me secretly, wanted European. Revealing Elou Paige - lies in any room, and on page 245 starting to read ads on escort service - well, there certainly all - Europeans, secretly, boys, and so on. I called and asked to which countries have the girls. I lay at the feet of half of Europe. I call my ideal - blonde, with a high breast stroynyit feet, etc. I say - just there is one! She's from Denmark, I agree and wait. $ 300 per night. Comes in 2 hours - Tube - Brunette girl, the figure is nothing, but without raisins. I tell her hi, she told me, too, in English, then I start to feel that something is wrong. Then I told her in Russian - Well, where are you from? said she nearly fell off the couch and let's laugh like! Turned out to be Russian. We sat, drank, she was 5 months at that time working in Bangkok. Itself from Vladimir. Said that no foreign there. All Russian. Overall cost to go to Bangkok to get to the Russian confused .... I have decided this so do not leave, and ordered secretly to the same agency, and ordered them to love of a woman, and he looked at it and drank from a bottle of Hennessey, when tired , asked them to do massage and fell asleep right in the session. But managed to send them home, and then felt that awful tired of the abundance of all this for a week. The next day, flew to Tokyo - a loving and beloved wife, by the way she was Russian. |