Like a peasant man, between you and me ... Tips seksturistam.
Thai soup  | One of anticipation when I'm going to Thailand, flying 14 hours in an airplane, get out of the hotel ... a bowl of Thai soup that is prepared on a narrow street of Pattaya. It was there, in maloosveschennyh lanes for Thais ... outdoor chefs prepare Thai soup. This is something. Once in Pattaya were people who specifically had spent the evening out to shoot a video the entire process of preparation, recorded on paper all the proportions, product names, buy these products! brought home to Russia, cooked, tasted and .... poured into the toilet.
No! This Thai soup is produced only in Thailand, a popular eatery, outdoor ... And probably absorb the local energy. I can briefly describe what I saw (also tried to burn, then dropped): broth (meat in my opinion, or chicken), rice noodles, Chinese mushrooms, celery, chilli, carrot, Colmar, some salt is unusual, lots of spices dried herbs, lemon juice, soy sauce .... I do not remember more ... Served in a large piala with a spoon-shovels of mud and sticks. Soup, roasting, you eat vprihlebku shovels, and noodles, etc. Ingredients - chopsticks. There should be until all the piping-hot, not hesitating can slurp, burp and sweat - in this whole buzz, all Thais as they eat. Watery eyes from pepper, break through sweat, nose squishes, but .... do you feel how warm nicely envelops you and it becomes a fun, comfortable and easy.
Well, after delaying a large amount of alcohol consumed on an empty stomach ... |
Waiters, bartenders, Thailand. Room service, in general.  | You can often hear the opinion that, say, room service in Thailand is poor. Yes. Indeed, life in a tropical climate and the process of labor migration from villages to the deaf Serer, where the English do not know, make contact with services SEVIS is very tedious. But, but here you never Naham, ... so bring something not that you asked, but was immediately followed by an apology and vinovanaya smile. Here you will not see the frowning face subservient, you will smile and one that relieves irritation. In the end, it is necessary in Philosophy relate to oversight, the slowness of service - the main thing is that you - a white man, the owner (though the Thais have never been under colonial rule) and just calm down and behave the same way: slowly and pleasantly. By the way: Thais are very fond of when they were trying to speak in their native language. Language complicated by the fact that as in the song have to keep the tone. One phrase has been said on the rise intonation and vice versa for a decrease - of varying value. I advise you to learn expression: Thank you, Hello, Please .... You do will be rewarded handsomely. |
Cocktail "Vinsky in coconut. | Tips seksturistam "/> | The recipe of this cocktail has suffered, and vymuchen born in Thailand - a country where hot, where coconuts are sold chilled, where a bottle of JW red label stands almost as a duty free. I'm not talking about the applicability in our latitudes, but you can try. So: you need a coconut, coconut cold, cold juice inside. Cuts off the tip (do not try to - ask the seller) and approximately one-third is consumed. In the empty space formed poured viskar. This may be a Chivas Riggle and John Walker, rotten whiskey pouring is not recommended. The mixture was stir straw, covered with a severed the tip and drinks.
Amazingly drunk, by the way! |
Hotels, which is good.  | At this time, I constantly asked questions in a travel agency - why do you want it Asia? Can you not arrange other hotels? Answer: Of course will suit, but only Golden Cliff House (and its Russian the agency does not do), Central Wong Amat (neuvyazochka again, because I needed a room in a 3-storey building overlooking the pool, but it could not progarantirovat) or Garden Sea View (this also does not guarantee the appearance, although room rates are based on the gradation of species) ...
Then I just spat on the book and bought the cheapest tour with the Beverly Plaza Hotel, in the heart of the city (still in the room do not sit and bathe a hedgehog in a car and a gala dinner to be Amari Orchid, which is super-duper ... (By the way zhrachka good on New Year's Eve in Central Wond Amat - can be popped on ryumashku ...)
So - long retreat. I started with the hotel Asia. Nothing special - one body, one swimming pool, a beach, but - the rooms are spacious and no balcony, so will not be any dust and flying reptiles (respectively, dry, air conditioned) |
pool with a bar in the middle - nice to sit on a stool in the water and drinknut drink, green areas and most importantly - a cozy rustic bar at the exit from the hotel. There's usually going to have some fun company of people (somewhere after 2-00AM) and all the nice sit kvass, play cards, talk .... a lot of memories I have with this Bartschik.
Once drunk, the quadrille was a German, hugged and pulled in numbering, then the guy came and said hello ... (Before this long standing, looking at me), she says - it's my husband ... Since then, this guy is always with me by the hand, greeting, and a German woman I am looking - damn it! Miracle Yudo not fish nor fowl! (See why hello, probably took me for a psycho, which pecked at his woman (such as himself )...)
Driving in Thailand. How not to get into an accident, police, etc. The first of what we must remember when traveling behind the wheel rent a car is: a movement in the Kingdom of Thailand left sided! Machine you will have with the right wheel, respectively. But you get used to it quickly, but that's about the location of your band on the road, especially at intersections should always bear in mind - otherwise Axe noggin and the accident. I have had several such cases, and I experienced driver.
When you arrive in Pattaya, you can independently hire a car or a moped, it needs the rights and money. During the season it is not cheap: from $ 30 per day, depending on the model. The most expensive and disassemble this beach jeeps gathered on the outskirts of Pattaya, on the impurity from a junkyard scrap parts. This chudoagregat: Glushak there or missing, or worn like a sieve, the motor is simply a reckless run, after which kapitalka no longer helps, of power you can forget - it does not, however as instruments (tachometer, speedometer ..) Although there is no .. . is there, but do not work.All Fennec is that they are painted with a bunch of lights on the healthy arc (of course the lights do not work), with kengurinom, chrome and 19 "rollers ... machine for conveying carrots :)... can take passenger car air-conditioned Toyota Corolla 1995 with a submachine gun - $ 20-30 per day, but it feels itself constrained, it is suitable for long trips, but must cut to Pattaya or dzhipare or moped. Drunk driving is better on the ground ... Where to rent: a center. running in parallel on Beach Road the street to their fullest.
How to keep yourself in the "working" form  | This will be the council. The Council is actually worth and do not know why I just forgot about him. This was a problem in my first visit. That's what it is: You are coming to Pattaya, you are afraid not to have time, do not have time to grasp the immensity, peretrahat all carrots and visit wherever we can, hang out until morning. The result? The result is that - not worth it. Though you tresni, although carrots and super duper, but the member does not want to strain and work one more time .... and the conflict starts and the fall mood ..... The question arises WHY?
So I look at you and see through - the tropics (humid, hot, strange), you walk through the night, not sleeping during the day - lights up when you normally eat? How many liters of beer and whiskey you drank yesterday? How many cigarettes smoked? Yes, you are simply worn-out pepper! You need vitamins!
But of you have already taken care of! You are not the first nor the last exhausted tourist. In Thailand, especially Pattaya, in every shop, every bar, every diner at every corner there is a refrigerator, where in addition to forfeit any and spinner is maaaaalenkie bottle capacity of 50-100g is salvation. This is a vitamin. |
This is the best set we need vitamins B and C introduce to delicious siropchik. Enough alone, at least two bottles to feel more confident, more cheerful. Believe my experience: It was certainly funny, when I dragged in 3 nights in priotelny Bartschik and demanded from them, 3 bottles of vitamin (and then secretly from this Bartschik when he saw me, cheerfully shouting VITAMIN!) Drank it once, then I scratched for a while, so do not overdo! In fact, besides the use of vitamin that I recommend, try to take care of yourself and time to eat, because regular parties, sex and drunkenness blunts hunger and your body simply runs out. Well simply walking down the street (the pedestrian, where drive cars do not need) to take the tray kebab (a pork, chicken, osminozhny, kalmarny) or better yet, eat a bowl of Thai soup - very good pulls, when it begins or nauseated stomach ache from drinking alcohol.
Alcohol - I prefer scotch whiskey, "Vinsky in coconut, with utretsa can treat yourself to an easy province, in the evening, during the feast to begin with beer and do not omit degrees, and it will be bad!
Well, in short everything. So what a pleasant stay at the Beach Road!
Author: Sergey Vinsky
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